Today I Licked Kelsey's Pink-Eyed Pink iPhone

As a millennial who is brand spanking new to adulthood, I spend my money on the worst things and I haven't quite figured out how to budget yet. So naturally, I'll do pretty much anything within reason for $20. 

But is licking the iPhone of someone who has pink eye considered "within reason?" Because I did it. Kelsey has pink eye and her eyes are practically sealed shut, and yet here I was:

I was reeeeally all up in there...

Soooo, does anyone know if I'll get pink eye from this? 

I mean even if I do... at least I have that $$$



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