Here were my biggest thoughts while watching The Meg...
So is this like Jaws or Sharknado?
Oh DAMN that's Jason lookin like he could build a house
Wow. The suspense is building...now I wanna see this shark
Oh going under water into the deep sea, I could do that. It sounds fun.
Okay this doesn't sound fun. It sounds scary. I would die from shock.
This is like a scary version of finding nemo
Thats dumb. This is nothing like finding nemo.
Thats not a shark. That's an animal.
If I pee myself in this theatre will anyone notice or could I pull it off?
I can't pull it off.
Okay they are GOING BACK INTO THE DEEP SEA. I WOULD NOT.
Whoa this is Bing Binb being a straight up badass and I am all about it.
Ruby Rose is the hottest women I have ever seen.
I'm in love with Ruby Rose but I don't know if I'm feelin her hair
OMG JASON IS SHIRTLESS
Am I attracted to Jason Statham? yes, definitely.
----- the rest of my thoughts would ruin the movie so I'll cut it off here lol
And after the show is the after party...which means I had a few glasses of wine and ended up fake swimming on the hotel floor...
Did you think I was joking about the whole dancing on the floor thing...cause if you click on that instagram you'll see I did.
THE NEXT DAY I went into this interview with Jason Statham, Ruby Rose, Rainn Wilson, Li BingBing, and Jon Turteltaub like....
GUESS WHO DID EXPODE HER CHARM BOMB?!?! me. I'm a pansy.
I asked Bingbing about her biggest fear and the translation was slightly lost but still I got to know Bingbing a little better which is great! For those who are new to her...she is this kickass female from China! I spoke with someone from China about her to get some background and she said "Bingbing is like this feminist icon in China." I. LOVE. IT.
I LOVE HER. I love Ruby Rose. I love any female who can go into a movie and not be the weak woman but instead stand up strong against her male counterpart and KILL IT.
Anyway- Go watch the movie. It comes out this weekend and I promise it is worth all the popcorn I ate.